N-n-n-n-thirteen

Okay, this is bad. See, I decided to institute a music rating system for the blog based on thirteen, as in All music on the site should be rated using a scale of 1 to 13. It's "different". It's "clever". Yeh, it's sodding pathetic.

But all the other numbers were already taken by other rating systems, honest.

So, having become excited about this amazing idea I decided it needed a picture to liven the thing up. People, okay one person, told me I needed more visuals on the site. Hang in here, there's a reason I have to give you all the fine detail.

So I googled "thirteen" and now I am presented with a page full of pictures of some teenage girl TV drama for yoof.

Thus I am a pervert and will be arrested which will be the end of the blog and the end of me.

Why does stuff like this only happen to me? I go looking for a computer magazine in a shop and it's always there next to the porn, so obviously the whole world is watching me and thinks I'm pretending about the computer magazine and is disgusted that I am a perv.

On a recent trip to Mexico I was introduced to this little guy, about 4 foot ten. For some reason, every time I saw him after that I winked at him. Why did I wink at him? I never wink! Why?
The whole world: "Because you are a perv".

Alright. Time out. Deep breaths. It seems I'm not getting very far with writing about music on this blog am I? But I need the rating system first. Of course. Guess I'll save it for the next posting if I am still at liberty.


Anyway, I want to thank you for your indulgence and reading this far, you're so good to me. Hey! Hold on! You're busy googling that teenage TV series! Now get back to this blog at once or I'll call the police.