Q: Why did you call the site Michael! My arm? It’s not arty - in case you think it is. There’s no hidden meaning. It’s not even artful enough to be pretentious. Worse, you have bamboozled any potential readership you might have had, as well as making sure no one will find the site anyway because you’ve made it un-Googleable. Are you proud?
A: sod off
Q: Would you say that the posting ‘5 albums I've binged on ...’ was a good place to get started and get a general flavour of things? And, again, any possibility that this is a contrived, artificial question made up by the author (henceforth to be known as “the author”) who really, really wants people to visit the site but is trying to pretend he doesn’t?
A: Sod off
Q: Instead of a big enterprise like a blog, why didn’t you just make a simple My Space page like everyone else? Let’s be honest, you could have done that in, let’s say, two hours. A short biography, a list of artists, your best photo and you’d be done, with ample time left over to wash up in your favourite bar and tell your drunken friends about it.
A: Sod off
Q: Is it really necessary to read this section? I mean, what if we skipped it and sort of just scanned a few of the remaining postings? Would that get us by?
A: Sod off
Q: As an older person, aren’t you supposed to like Classsic Rock? How about some nice Deep Purple or a bit of early Eric Clapton? You’re a disgrace to your generation, and frankly they were a crap generation without counting you in.
A: Sod off
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