I stood on the shoulders of giants, but the giants were lying down

Recently some facts have come to light. Firstly, I heard that 80 people a year die because of coconuts falling on their heads. If it can happen that easily then we're all doomed. Secondly, there are people younger that me who are already dead!

You know what, I'm going to stop watching TV.

Luckily, we don't have to give in to this sort of thing. There's lots you can do which will increase your self preservation and let's start with 2 handy hygene tips I made up which will help you avoid contracting lethal diseases.

1. Try not to share your chapstick with known drug users.
2. Don't eat food which may have been chewed by animals, unless you can be sure the animal had cleaned its teeth.

There you are then. Moving onto the music.

Oops, out of time for this week. Stay tuned.